December 2010
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Reblog if you want a bunch of "have you evers" and...
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
morninggloria:
somewhereelseishere:afternoondeliight:beautyindarkness:
DO IT!
http://chopdawg.tumblr.com/ask
November 2010
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After I've participated in a major job interview...
I guess I’m growing up.
But I still kind of want a Christmas Weekend date. Just kind of.
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I don't like political parties; I just like...
I have a lot of trouble labeling my political opinions. I suppose that I don’t need to label myself as anything as long as I know where I stand on issues. But I took some quizzes just because I was curious:
-According to http://politicalquiz.net: I am a social conservative, a moderate capitalist, a libertarian, and a pacifist, and I would fit into the category of Republican. (I shudder at...
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I full understand parts of speech, but to remember...
Adverb Jingle
An adverb modifies a verb, adjective, or another adverb.
An adverb asks How? When? Where?
To find an adverb: Go, Ask, Get.
Where do I go? To a verb, adjective, or another adverb.
What do I ask? How? When? Where?
What do I get? An ADVERB! (Clap) That’s what!
I hated middle school English because all this seemed like common sense to me, but since I still...
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Obviously Stalin was a bro →
“…And then he distributes it among his friends in red plastic cups. Such a poignant expression of socio-political identity.” I want to quote this all the time at parties now.
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The wine is a lie
Me: Can we have wine with Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow?
My mother: We don’t have any.
Me: I could go get some.
My mother: OK, go to Walmart and get some.
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My sister texts me while I’m in the checkout line at Walmart with my wine: Don’t buy any wine, mom has some.
bahhh
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“If ever there is a tomorrow when we’re not together, there is something you must...”
– Christopher Robin to Winnie the Pooh, via http://www.owlcityblog.com/
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katherineroberts asked: "Oh Chopdawg, welcome to the 60s! Go Chopdawg, go go go!" - Hairspray
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“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”
– The Breakfast Club (via anditslove)
It would be nice if everyone else were more open about it
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Totally fangirling over Grindelwald and Bill...
They were both gorgeous. Anyone have images of them in the film?
That movie rocked my socks, by the way.
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Obligatory Harry Potter fangirl post!@!@$#W#@!
I’m going to see the movie at midnight, and I’m dressing up, and it’s super-exciting, but I’m struggling to find something witty or inspiring to say about it.
I WONDER WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THIS FILM I HOPE SIRIUS COMES BACK
um, Tom Felton is cute. There.
This is funny:...
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People in school are like why are you so quiet,...
I don’t hate everyone. But I am quiet. I remember at summer day camp, other kids would ask me why I never talked. I didn’t have an answer, but it was probably that the other kids were boring.
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This is absurd. Mostly I just want to start a band... →
Or, Erotic Narcotics. Erotic is just such a good word, you guys.
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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
– Charlie Brown
I think of that quote every time I use the phrase “unrequited love.”
According to my paper on As You Like It, Shakespeare would tell Charlie Brown that it’s not so bad: “Rosalind and Shakespeare criticize the Petrarchan mode that idealizes the woman and...
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It turns out cheese contains morphine?! →
I love cheese, and I guess this is why. And I will add that eating cheese is way better than that time I was on morphine (legally, in a hospital, under doctors’ supervision.) Morphine kind of sucked, actually.
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How absurd is it that when I'm dancing with a...
That’s what I do. I extract meaning from arbitrary encounters with moderately attractive strangers wearing Patagonia fleeces on the dancefloor. And then I comment on my need to comment on it.
katherineroberts asked: "You make me feel like I'm living a chopdawg dream." - Katy Perry
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"Complicated Exuberance" is part of the title of...
Also, “harmonious madness,” which is from the poem.
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Will someone please buy me one of these Lisa Frank... →
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“Wanting dearly to learn how to be a total pimp like Carlo, the first thing you...”
– On The Bro’d: Kerouac’s On the Road retold for bros. http://onthebrod.tumblr.com/
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katherineroberts asked: "You're my chopdawg girl." - Van Morrison
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katherineroberts asked: "La Reine: O Chopdawg! Quand je me rappelle combien nous étions heureux avant l'arrivée de ce Père Ubu! Mais maintenant, hélas! tout est changé!" - right before I die in my french play
katherineroberts asked: "She's always a chopdawg to me." - Billy Joel
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It seems to me you lived your life like a chopdawg...
Time to bring the chopdawg game to Tumblr. Click here with your best song lyric or title suggestions! One day we will compile an entire list. The one to beat is “A chopdawg named desire.”
I will not apologize for my narcissism.
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Darren Hayes 2011 Calendar
tcmusings:
I think I will have to buy this. He looks beautiful.
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“I have decided that this constant stress stems from my high expectations of...”
– Katie is funny on facebook
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Things to do this week
I like lists. And there are a lot of things I must do.
1. Write a philosophy paper due Wednesday
2. Write a Romanticism paper due Friday
3. TFA phone interview on Tuesday
4. Watch movie for class Tuesday
5. Write a story or poem to perform at Open Airwaves before Thursday night
6. Plan and perform a scene from As You Like It for Thursday
7. Find a date for formal
8. Take my formal dress...
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Allison waxes philosophical about Nelly
“If you ever loved somebody put your hands up. And now they’re gone and you wish you could give them everything.” - Just a Dream
When I heard this song the other day, I thought the lyric was, “you wish you didn’t give them everything.” That’s something I could agree with. When I look back on past relationships, I don’t want them back. Or maybe I do,...
