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i’ve given my number to too many people in the past 2 days. what is this. what is going on.
People keep seeing my Harry Styles phone...
Really?! How are they at all the same?
It was like the funniest, saddest, wittiest, most well-written thing. I’m so...– Emma Watson on ‘Struck by Lightning’ (via hummelandersonchang) which showing was she at??? she was SUPPOSED to be there when I was there, but we didn’t see her!
guy wants to give me his number, I have to explain...
I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE.
I’ve been in a bit of a bad mood for no real reason lately - though my life is admittedly stressful and I guess I am allowed to be down sometimes (no! I must always be happy) - and I realized it is because it is LATE APRIL. It’s just always a horrible time of year. For the past several years, I’ve either gotten some kind of bad news in the 3rd or 4th week of April, or I’ve...
I have so many feelings that I'm going to have to...
Yes, I saw Struck By Lightning!!
I was supposed to apply for jobs tonight but...
TOMORROW: I have to apply for jobs before I am allowed to go out at night! Also, I need to do laundry.
For the confusèd among you.
Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pointless dribble: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr
This is perfect
Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator (via transformfeminism) Yes. Please realize that being a woman is awful. Other places to not proposition us: the subway.
When a rich woman wants to stay home with her... →
wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow: SO FUCKING IMPORTANT Exactly. ugh. A similar point could be made that single fathers are always lauded while single mothers are demonized.
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I worry I have become an actual teenager and I will ruin any chances at having a love life or anyone ever taking me seriously. All things I have actually said to guys I’ve met in the past few weeks: “Do you know about One Direction?” “Have you heard Justin Bieber’s new song, ‘Boyfriend’?” “Yes, Harry Styles is over 18!” “I...
crush on ALL the guys
#chopdawg not actually all of them though.
Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.
When You're Flirting With A Guy And Then Realize...
colonnadeproblems: WHO MADE THIS TUMBLR?! I need to know! It’s so W&L but the gifs are so NOT W&L.
brb gotta make room on my hard drive so I can save...
should I just fully embrace my obsession with 1D or keep acting like I’m slightly ashamed to be a fan? you know what — I think I can just do whatever I want. #neverapologize
so far, still Team Gale. u mad bro?
or maybe I’m just Team Katniss because she is way awesome
The full Glee version of Somebody That I Used to...
It was nice knowing you, guys
Pop Stars and Hipsters: Brooklyn is for... →
hello-bklyn: We’ve gotten to do a variety of fun and interesting things in and around Brooklyn so far, but we’ve noticed a particular trend among many of them. For example, we’ve participated in weekly bingo nights, a trivia/quiz night, a ’90s sing-along and — tonight — a spelling bee. Does something odd… Read my brooklyn blog - this is a good one